Irene the Python

Irene is a Carpet Python who loves mischief, cuddles, and ratscicles.


Ask me anything  
The best Easter basket surprise.

The best Easter basket surprise.

The wildest of jungle settings. (Guest starring Rocky the Cat.)

Look me in the eye and tell me I’m beautiful.

Look me in the eye and tell me I’m beautiful.

Moooom!!! Pay attention to meeeee!!

Wanna be friends? I swear I won’t bite… okay. I might bite a little bit. 

Wanna be friends? I swear I won’t bite… okay. I might bite a little bit. 

Guess who’s about to sheee-eed? 
It’s Irene. 

Guess who’s about to sheee-eed? 

It’s Irene. 

Now really, Irene. This is just getting sad. You’re too fat for that birdhouse. 

Believe in your dreams. 

Trying SO hard to get comfy!

(Ignore the tail shed; our humidity levels were on the fritz and have since been mended.)

Why are you looking at Pinterest when you could be looking at me? 

Hello, friends!

Hello, friends!